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21

May

paintbubbles:

No envelope is safe.

paintbubbles:

No envelope is safe.

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

cockmuncher-aoi:

5.20.12

Today we had a picnic. SO MUCH FOOD. 

-strawberries and whip cream= omnomonomnom >3<

-played lava monster for like one hour+ Mark kept on getting tagged.

- PENIS WHIP CREAM (hohohohoohohoho)

-Lying on the towel and throwing/stuffing popcorn down people’s shirts.

It was fun.

DEREK AND APRIL YOU GUISE COME NEXT TIME. D: 

starvella:

voldy92:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

omfg

i should show Sharma this. 

starvella:

voldy92:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

omfg

i should show Sharma this. 

20

May

1980 lyrics:
If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

mychickenwangsaredone asked: no tell me who you like first D:<

His name is monkeyface.

MONKEYDICKBAGSHITFACE. <3
yup, look how adorable his name is

o-malleyy:

saruuuuuuh:

oprahsmom:

fashion

jdkslksdgdfgbkhfbgjhfdag

)))))):

o-malleyy:

saruuuuuuh:

oprahsmom:

fashion

jdkslksdgdfgbkhfbgjhfdag

)))))):

(Source: goaulds-guys-and-girls)

thekaycho:

love this show!

thekaycho:

love this show!

-withnoregrets:

But I will continue to think about you because you make me smile c:

-withnoregrets:

But I will continue to think about you because you make me smile c: